Officially Retired Unisex T-shirt

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Welcome to the next level of relaxation with our "Officially Retired: I've earned my PhD in doing nothing" T-Shirt! Perfect for those embarking on their well-earned leisure years or those seasoned in the art of retirement, this shirt celebrates your transition from work-life hustle to ultimate relaxation. The humorous design is a playful nod to the freedom and flexibility retirement brings.

Crafted from soft, premium quality fabric, this shirt is as comfortable as your new schedule! The fun and cheeky text make it a great conversation starter, perfect for casual hangouts or retirement parties. Embrace your new chapter with a smile on your face and laughter in the room with this humorous retirement tee.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL®️ original design.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57